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W Japonii ludzie postanowili umilic sobie zycie i wszystkie Windowsowe komunikaty o bledach ulozyli w urocze wierszyki- haiku (forma wiersza japońskiego o różnorodnej tematyce ujętej zwięźle, dowcipnie, zazwyczaj z wyrazistą puentą; gatunek japońskiej poezji lirycznej, powstały w XVII w., uprawiany do dziś,0)

Your file was so big
It might be very useful
But now it is gone.

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Chaos reigns within.
Relfect, repent, reboot.
Order shall return.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky.
But we never will.

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Serious error.
All shorcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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Slodkie, prawda?? :-,0),0),0)