14:52 / 11.11.2004
link | *Men are like...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
* Men are like...Vacations...They never seem to be long enough.
* Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to
change them.
* Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're
not quite sure why.
* Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
* Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
* Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
* Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
* Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature.
* Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.
* Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.
* Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not
very bright.
* Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Mocne postanowienie: nie chcę mieć nic wspólnego z facetami... Nawet miejsca w autobusie...
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