00:57 / 18.07.2001
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> Ladies, a bit of toliet humor to brighten your workday
> > THE RAISE
> >
> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
> > the following reasons:
> >
> > I do physical labor.
> > I work at great depths.
> > I plunge head first into everything I do.
> > I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
> > I work in a damp environment.
> > I don't get paid overtime.
> > I work in a dark workplace that has poor
> > ventilation.
> > I work in high temperatures.
> > My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> >
> >
> > Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and
> > considering the arguments you have raised, the
> > administration rejects your request for the
> > following reasons:
> > 1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
> > 2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work
> > periods.
> > 3. You do not always follow the orders of the
> > management team.
> > 4. You do not stay in your allocated position,and
> > often visit other areas.
> > 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be
> > pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
> > 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
> > of your shift.
> > 7. You don't always observe necessary safety
> > regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
> > clothing.
> > 8. You'll retire well before reaching 65.
> > 9. You're unable to work double shifts.
> > 10.You sometimes leave your allocated position
> > before you have completed the day's work. And if
> > that were not all, you have been seen constantly
> > entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2
> > suspicious looking bags.
> >
> > Sincerely, The Management.
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