" Yo' accountant couldn't count how many bottles I be grippin
and flip it in the trash cause I downed em with ease
while you on yo' knees -- about to pass somebody yo' keys ...
Bro you should know you can't drink with EhRi-co
While you down yo' shit slow, I'm on my ninth Cuervo(?,0) ...

I never call it quits, I don't know my own limit
This Alkaholik shit is for real, it ain't a gimmick
You might fuck around and catch a liver disease
fuckin with these Likwit Tyfiks, Hip-Hop Tyfiks ...

One drunk nation under God inebriated
with liberty and justice to anyone who's faded
Drink drink drunk until I can't hack it

I drink a lot of beers, my life's a black version of Cheers
Everyday sit at the 11 and take shots with my peers
I've been doin this for years, ain't no amateurs here
I've been drinkin beers longer than most suckers careers ...

You suffer from double vision and I'm just beginnin
You always pass out, wake up, and don't remember me
You could write a book with all your hangover remedies

I'm makin beer runs at ten minutes to two
while you still sippin on your first motherfuckin brew

A lot of niggaz can't drink, but hoes is even worse
They order three drinks but can't finish the first
I see em reachin in they purse about to roll that sack of weed
knowin that's the combination that they really don't need
Cause girls take a sip, get fucked up quick
Pass out, wake up, ("What's this??",0) It's a DICK!!
Baby girl you lookin sick, you lookin plastered like a poster
You was talkin all that shit, now you need some Alka Seltzer
You wobblin, weeblin, fuckin up your eve-nin
That smoke that you breathin got that ass on spin
while yo' homegirls is like, ("Where the fuck you been?",0)
In the girl's bathroom, fucked up since ten
Yeah I seen her, she thought she was a graceful ballerina
Now that ass is too drunk to drive herself to the marina
So she comin home with me because, I don't give a fuck
Might fuck an ugly bitch, but "Only When I'm Drunk"